Clifford John Smith jr

What you call someone when they rape you and claim there possessed by Lucifer

I have PTSD because my ex pulled a Clifford John Smith jr on me

by I hate that bitch definitions September 4, 2021

John Hannibal Smith

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.

John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.

by A-team fan February 26, 2011

John motherfuckin' Smith

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.

"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"

by Trollabear September 11, 2014

john glover smith

loves cars and top gear

john glover smith you are a conservative

by derekk glasses April 27, 2022

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith

His name is my name ,too.

Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.

by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008

John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)

John smith the creator of butt rock is dead

by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 28, 2024

John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky

John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby

by MineDucky January 2, 2023