jogging

running for weight-loss, health and performance benefits

If you’re jogging for weight loss, try increasing your overall intake of fruits and vegetables

by pentAlux July 25, 2024

Jogging

Refers to someone slow playing.

Refers to slow drivers.

Refers to slow movers.

Refers to slow game players.

"Bro, stop jogging, we gotta go"

"I'm on i35. This car in front of me is jogging"

"It's been a month, and she still jogging"

"It's your turn, stop jogging"

by Captian Jjack April 6, 2024

jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009

Jogging Dolly

When having sex Pickup your partner and have her standing with complete weight on your penis then while she is stuck in the air you tell her to run.

Hopefully you ate your Wheaties cause it could break off your dick.

Dude you wont believe this but see that cheerleader? ...No the big one. Yah, dude i gave her a Jogging Dolly. Thats why my dick is really sore. Plus i think she has the Herps dude!

by Nate G. Jacobs October 1, 2007

jogging behind a gritter

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface

Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

by Wrongbed January 10, 2008

Jogging Sex

When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.

We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.

by Manwithabetterplan July 30, 2010

Jogging Hotdog

When after over 2 hours of nonstop jogging, you come back to then immediately having to take a fat muddragon in your chocolate eater and you’re so hot that a slime snickers comes out of your sausage factory and it’s so hot it makes the worst odor of all time. That’s what a jogging hotdog is.

After jogging around the park, my Marianas trench was ready to burst a jogging hotdog

by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 25, 2020