When having sex Pickup your partner and have her standing with complete weight on your penis then while she is stuck in the air you tell her to run.
Hopefully you ate your Wheaties cause it could break off your dick.
Dude you wont believe this but see that cheerleader? ...No the big one. Yah, dude i gave her a Jogging Dolly. Thats why my dick is really sore. Plus i think she has the Herps dude!
When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.
We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.
When after over 2 hours of nonstop jogging, you come back to then immediately having to take a fat muddragon in your chocolate eater and you’re so hot that a slime snickers comes out of your sausage factory and it’s so hot it makes the worst odor of all time. That’s what a jogging hotdog is.