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joey browners

French fries that have been overcooked, usually left in the fryer too long and/or sat under a heat lamp for too long.
Katie had to ask the waitress for new fries because she had received joey browners.
by Jack M. W. February 4, 2007
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joey newton

joey newton is a big gaye fagit
by big cock rick December 18, 2018
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Clean Joey

When somebody sucks the shit out of an asshole, cleaning the rectum of toxins.
Jon was prepping himself for anal with a banana that he planned to eat afterwards, so he asked Sarah to give him a clean joey so he could properly enjoy eating it.
by PGVaginamort November 18, 2016
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Feeding the Joey

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.
"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."
by Raypower March 27, 2009
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Joey Castillo

The best mexican drummer. He was/is in Queens of the Stone Age, Danzig, and Wasted Youth.
by I'm evil April 30, 2010
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Joey Spencer

Yorkshire phrase: Some one who acts like an old man, always moaning about the youth and dresses in all brown with a walking stick. Typically lives alone with a cat and sticks to very traditional meals such as fish and chips, meat and potato pie and ham sandwiches. Loves to do gardening and always without a love in his life. Golf alone only sport.
why are you not coming out your being a rite 'Joey Spencer'
by princeka007 October 3, 2013
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Jersey Joey

A rare breed indeed. Jersey Joey is a rumored creature feature of the Grateful Dead touring circuit in 1980's and 1990's East Coast, Floridian, and most especially, Minnesotan tribes.

A jolly scallywag, the mythical Joey is thought to have the spicy bite of a pirate and the warmth of a gentle giant.

According to cultural anthropologist Ethan Tuttle, "The Joey's main identifying feature markers are swaths of brown hair strands and straw-like fragments of some kind of protective hat."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

One such anecdote marks the Jersey Joey as being composed of a composite of "Hagrid, you know that tall guy from Harry Potter, and the Grey Daddy (a reference to the late Jerry Garcia)."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

In line with the folklore tradition, Joey can be lured with an offering of Cajun gumbo, a strain of Colorado marijuana grass called Blue Petunia, and dried jerky product.

The Joey's voice is thought to be something of a raspy, lightly-peppered whisper. An unconfirmed and mostly inaudible recording is rumored to drawl "anybody got a light?"

Note, dependent on regional flavor, the Jersey Joey might be referred to as Papa Joey, Joey the Pirate, The Joester, Ja-Ja, and most bizarrely, simply Joey.
"I heard you don't wanna mess around with Jersey Joey's 52 Card Pickup."
by Gonzo 659 August 17, 2016
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