Ugly Kid Joe

1. Kick ass metal band in the early 90's, fronted by singer Whitfield Crane.
2. Clever insult.

1. Ugly Kid Joe is epic!
2. Look at that Ugly Kid Joe over there.

by Drums3 October 11, 2010

Uncle Joe's basement

A place where little kids go to be filled by Uncle Joe's juices

Uncle Joe's basement is almighty in basement with little kids

by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020

ugly kid joe

The band that hates everything about you.

and I...think sex is over-rated too.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

an uncle joe

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

by Jbone2020 November 4, 2018

Uncle Joe Mode

It is a mode a man slips into when he has a nagging wife or girlfriend. He just says nothing while she whines and complains. It is his only defense mechanism against the non-stop jabbering and the only way for him to keep his sanity!

OMG dude, Larry's girlfriend just won't stop nagging him!! Look at him just sitting there lifeless, saying nothing.............he is in Uncle Joe Mode for sure!

by The Gootz March 10, 2016

Uncle Joe

Josef Stalin

Kind uncle joe will help us fight the german!

by Terran-Ghost November 18, 2003

Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. It most likely stems from his relaxed, carefree demeanor which is sometimes considered to be a bit creepy. Kinda got that creepy uncle thing goin' on. His breath most likely smells like bourbon and skoal.

Man, I'm startin' to miss ol' Uncle Joe. You just know he tried to grab Sarah Palin's ass every time she walked by in Congress.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017