Jamockolate

a divine mixture of jam and nutella in a french baguette or croissant

mmmmm tasty jamockolate

by chocolate jahamper April 6, 2011

cockolate fondu

The act of dipping your penis into melted chocolate (or cheese) and having someone suck it off.

Oh man I had some delicious cockolate fondu last night, cadbury's from base to bellend.

by arnstar18 August 9, 2015

hot cockolate

when you put a hot chocolate mix pack in your mouth and then have a man spluge in your mouth and shake up and then swallow. whip cream on top: optional

hey babe i got some swiss miss, wanna make a hot cockolate

by hot cock-olate September 15, 2020

jackalated

I was was writing an email and decided that what I was writing was jacked up...so to make a new word I called it jackalated. Fucked up!

I was tryin' to type this shit and it all got jackalated.

by SMYLTF March 9, 2010

Jocklate

The terrible musty smell your nuts and your taint make after intense physical activity or stress. Similar to gooch cheese.

Todd "What the hell is that smell"

Branden "Oh sorry man I'm making some jocklate"

by BrandenWilliams December 11, 2010

ass jackolantern

A general insult. Normally used when some one does something that really ticks you off. Although some people use it for no aperant reason.

What the fuck was that ass jackolantern thinking when he pulled in front of me?

by Ryan "FordLord" McKay December 25, 2008

Cockolate

A white person who has a big penis, comparing himself to someone of chocolate skin tone.

I definitely have a cockolate, it's bigger than half the black guys i know.

by Cocklate January 27, 2015