jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.

I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!

by Craig June 15, 2004

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The dick head who always shows up and ruins your game when you meet a hot chick

Me: ...Yea the operation was hard and I had a 5% chance of survival.
Hot Chick: Oh my god were you scared?!
Jock out of no where: What are you doing with this loser. Lets go for a ride (piece of shit rice burner) bitch.
Hot Chick: Uhh...OK!

by Gatman April 01, 2006

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Jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable types that always do well socially. No idea how, for most of them are arrogant bastards who think that the world would blow itself up in mourning if they were to die. Also, they tend to lie for each othe to keep their noses clean.

Ostracism by such admirable specimens resulted in Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold perpetrating the Columbine massacre of 1999. So, in an odd kind of way, they're partially responsible. But that's neither here nor there. Feminine: preppy.

by KHD June 11, 2003

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Athlete who is defined by being a dickweed, usually drives fast cars that their parents bought them (see prep). Try to be very manly and strong when in fact, they have less balls than britney spears.

"those goddamn jocks are out again, that goth kid says he's going to try to shoot one"

by sir-j February 26, 2004

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Jocks are people who are at High School, who think that they are better and superior than everyone. They tend to only have about 10 friends, which are on the same sports team as them. And they walk around in groups trying to find people who are different to them, and give them insults or beat them up. And they are complete assholes if you try to talk to them.

normal guy: Hey Matt, how do you manage to do that kick?

Matt Jock: Why the fuck should I tell you? go find some friends you little twat. Your crap at sport.

by MikeDeam August 05, 2006

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