A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.

Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

Abby's Hand Job Hand by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010

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Satan's rim-job

A very hot and painful burning sensation you feel in and around your anus, usually resulting from consumption of spicy foods. The feeling could be described as Satan himself giving you a rim-job (licking and or tounging of the asshole.)

Ricardo swallowed a whole habanero pepper and the next morning received Satan's rim-job

I splashed toilet water on my asshole because the burning of Satan's rim-job was too intense.

Satan's rim-job by MunchiesWorld June 8, 2009

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Fireman's Blow Job

A fireman's blow job is when you receive some mouth lovin' while your shoes, pants, and underwear are still around your ankles, so that when the blowing has come to an end, you can pull them up and get on with your bidness.

I just got an awesome Fireman's Blow Job from my lady friend.

We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?

Fireman's Blow Job by Boola Boola January 25, 2011

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That's My Job

A job that's mine

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death

That's My Job by Infernfan June 22, 2023

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