jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

Jizzanigans

Shenanigans involving jizz, obviously.

"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for some jizzanigans?"

by CricketSausage July 8, 2012

Jizzslinger

A general term used to enhance a statement.

you only got 3 days scotty? why the jizzslinger did I get a week?

by Shonsin January 18, 2013

jizzkingdom

the sexiest man alive and also best friends with cole wood

jizzkingdom is the sexiest instagram memepage

by mrsexymantheIII October 10, 2020

jizzkingdom

A meme page on Instagram run by a handsome man with a very ginormous horse shlong, self proclaimed Legend.

Jizzkingdom is a female magnet

by Hot fan girl October 10, 2020

jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009