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Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.
Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣,它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲!

Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是,您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日

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Xi Jinping ( ξ jin平 : in traditional chinese ) Leader of the Communist Party of China
Name of Peace, Xi Jinping is very ingenious and nice to people he loves.
He is a symbol of China, Xi Jinping may have did some errors and mistakes in this position as a leader but will always make China one of the greatest country
Xi Jinping made some bad policies

Xi Jinping International relations are the greatest
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You: REALLY?!?!
Xi Jinping: 的微博故事的时候
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Xi Jinping is the only person with more social credits than John Cena.
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a person that all Chinese people want to suck his dick.
chinese: omg is Xi Jinping, he fuck us up but I wanna suck his dick.
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What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
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