Jewon

The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.

Jewon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum sexy

by Tyle'r Allen May 30, 2013

Jewzenhawgen

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness

"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"

by Gregthejew July 23, 2006

jewdong

The abnormally large penis of a jewish person

"holy shit stienberg McGoldingstien! You have a huge jewdong"

by McBlusterson March 17, 2009

Jewdonk

A physical anomaly of a Jewish woman. An especially wonderful ass owned by a Jew.

Yo, did you see Julie at temple today? That girl got a Jewdonk!

by Carabug December 12, 2012

Jewmongous

Something that is humongous that pertains to a Jewish person.

A batmitzvah is a very Jewmongous time in a girl's life

by JuanAFanta May 5, 2009

Jewponing

Being an extreme couponer.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Jewponing."

by CaseyTheNinja January 1, 2012

jerzon

Jerzon is a smart and funny but he has no sympathy for these hoes and hates fake friends and there shoe game on point and is very grateful and Just don’t get on there bad side.

I need me a Jerzon

by Jerzon June 13, 2018