Jewelracked

A word that I came up with a fancy slang for nutbusting some guys pride and joy XD
basically a sucker punch right in the nuts followed by a knee then a hard kick ANY one who survives that with out passing out is DAMN lucky it usually goes out to preppy obnoxious gay teens since they wear jewelry alot where I live

jacob:I got jewelracked mom!

Mom: someone stole your jewelry again?
Jacob: no I got my nuts busted!
Mom: I thought you were gay?
jacob: yeah I am but...I got kicked in the nuts and it hurt...now I'm gonna go watch hanna montanna and try and masterbate without too much pain...
*jacob goes up stairs
Mom: tries hard not to die of laughter

by makhia May 1, 2009

Jewelry Rattler

Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.

Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.

by eric_h October 16, 2022

porno jewelry

jewelry with male and female body parts incorporated into the design.

Earring with a penis hanging on it. Bracelet with penis, boob, etc hanging on. Porno Jewelry can be a lot of things.

It can be anything offensive to someone else.

by beachwalker March 3, 2011

Gotti Jewelry

•€ Big bulky and overwhelming jewelry.

Orgin And background 👇🏾:

The main reason why it’s call gotti jewelry is because the Trend started from Yo Gotti himself.

• This type of jewelry is how you tell a rich man from a poor man, a pimp from a simp but it’s mostly used to spot a rapper who’ve made it in the music industry.

• Gotti jewelry Applies to bracelets, watches, rings, earrings and NECKLACES.

Feminine women: I would never wear gotti jewelry. It looks so bulky and heavy and overbearing. Men mainly wear those types of jewels a lot, so it just make you look masculine.
A ratchet women: STFU YOU DUMB BITCH *fixes her gotti jewelry on her neck*

by SwitchesEnriches May 24, 2020

uterine jewelry

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

by gefion October 18, 2010

Jewelry Junky

Someone who spends all their money on ugly, shitty jewelry and insists on wearing as much of it as possible.

April hated her jewelry junky roommate. You could hear the banging and clicking of her ugly necklaces, bracelets, anklets, and rings every time she moved around the house.

Annie was a pathetic jewelry junky. She’d parade around the office in 10 cheap gold chains and bracelets up to her elbows.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

jelly jewelry

The creation of jewelry consisting of semen.

Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelets: when she gives you a hand-shandy

She was tugging hard the other night and I shot me load, giving her some nice rings and plenty of other jelly jewelry as well...

by Flatster November 10, 2005