Jeydon

The best guy you will ever meet, at first he seems scary but when he finally lets you past his guard you’ll see a funny, outstanding person. he’s cute, sweet and just over all an amazing guy. he can be over protective and come off as an asshole but in the end he only does that because he loves you and doesn’t want to lose you. Never fuck a Jeydon over, then you’ll loss him, he hates lairs and because of that has trust issues,, if you ever meet a Jeydon, don’t let him go are it will be your loss not his. Jeydon always deserves the best, even if he doesn’t think he does.

I love you Jeydon

Jeydon by Thegreasybannana May 1, 2019

jewpon 

(N.)Mutation of the word coupon. Goes along with the stereotype that jewish persons are cheap or will go to great lengths to save money.

Which brand of detergent do you have that jewpon for? I want to save 75 cents so I can get a candy bar.

jewpon by moogie January 2, 2005

jeydonator 

a "jeydonator" is a "hardcore" jeydon wale or jeyyounit11 fan that shows dedication and support.

if you're a fan of jeydon wale, then you're a jeydonator.

jeydonator by jeydonator July 11, 2010

jewdini 

A tight person with money who dissapears much like Houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. Jewdini's are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them

"Wheres Rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. Fucking Jewdini"

jewdini by Luvguvnaa May 31, 2009

Jewdoo

Similar to voodoo, except, instead of hexing someone you just make him/her feel extremely guilty.

My mother is the High Priestess of Jewdoo.

Jewdoo by Dr. Flankenstein June 10, 2018

JewDog 

Kosher hot dogs, (i.e., Hebrew National, Koshers Best, etc.) All Beef hot dogs which are superior to Corn-King, Oscar-Mayer, etc.

My wife asked if I needed anything from the store, and I replied "Yeah, pick up some hot dogs and buns, but make sure they're JewDogs!"

JewDog by JohnnytheJew May 18, 2009

jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

jewmonkey by figo February 14, 2005