jewbrid

A person who is half Jewish genetically or religiously from there one of their parents. Jewbrids have all the perks of being Jewish and little to none of their bad attribute
Perks: Getting a bar mitzvah, being good with money, not have such a big nose (Unless other parent does), being able to eat pork and shellfish, able to enter christian churches and buildings, being cooler than the average Jew, and being able to join other religions.

Drake is a jewbrid due to his mother being Jewish.

by AACID202 September 6, 2014

Jewbag

a very beautiful woman

Julia :), she's a jewbag

by haalalallaawafw February 25, 2010

jewban

Someone that is from jewish and cuban descent.

Boy 1: That kid over there looks jewish
Boy 2: No, he looks cuban
Boy 3: Yeah, he's a jewban

by SoftBoner December 28, 2008

Jewrangutan

A jewish person who resembles an ape. a combination of Jew, and Orangutan

Person 1: Look at that jew, he looks like an ape!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Jewrangutan.

by Keith "the x-factor" Learmonth January 18, 2008

Ali Jewbag

A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.

Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!

by bigwillyfromphilly September 1, 2014

Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.

"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."

by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011

Jewbane

a 2003 Pontiac Grand Am. Usually driven at high speeds with techno playing.

Dude grab Jewbane and lets go to dons.

by colpy December 31, 2008