Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Jetski Cuck

the act of watching your girlfriend ride jet skis around with a man who is not her boyfriend and then takes her home for intercourse

That man right there is a Jetski cuck

by Aquaparklover67 June 5, 2025

tenessee jetski

The act of shitting on your lovers chest and then sliding down the fresh pile of scat.

Bro you should have seen last night. I Tenessee Jetski-ed Janice into next week.

by Squirrel6909 October 7, 2017

Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt

I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!

by Motivated2live September 17, 2015