Jetpack Diarrhea

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

by CIPACS November 16, 2010

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Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.

Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.

by Truedad October 2, 2014

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Jetpack moment

Jetpack moment-is when someone in a group says something stupid and it isn’t backed by facts.

Friend:did you know my car runs on windshield fluid?
Me:well you my friend just did a Jetpack moment.

by uncensored_BTW February 3, 2022

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Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

by romeguy82 April 1, 2018

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Jetpack Joyride

A game made by HalfBrick studios which is about Barry Steakfries barging in to steal the Machine Gun Jetpack. After that you must go on an endless run to get the highest score without dying.

“Hey man i just had a great Jetpack Joyride run!”
“Oooo nice with who?”
“What do you mean?”
“Like.. Jetpack Joyride.”
“Yeah?”
“Dont you mean-“
“YOU FUCKING HORNY BASTAR-“

by I just want to make jokes November 28, 2022

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