extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.
" I just want to be remembered as a Yankee. " Derek Jeter
by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004
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team penis is a homo sexual...you probably tried to fuck jeter in his hotel when he was in boston beating the redsox and he turned you down so you flipped out..its understandable..hes cute, but hell never go for you..he gets only supermodels..too bad hes the best player in baseball..it must hurt your beantown heart..or your stretched out asshole...ps, stop trying to put your dick in your ass..it wont work, youll just disappoint yourself
jeter, tosses to womack, flips to giambi...DOUBLE PLAY!! TEAM PENIS tosses to his boy, flips around and licks his ass...69!!
by tjmaxxx March 26, 2005
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Jessica Alba got "Jetered" and now has to take Valtrex for her herpes.

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number 2 on the yankees; an unbelievably hott guy wit gorgeous eyes
by jaydee October 17, 2003
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Talented shortstop of the New York Yankees, 3rd Best in the American League behind Nomar Garciaparra and Alex Rodriguez
Ground ball to short Jeter smothers the ball and throws to first for the out!
by tony October 5, 2003
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1. Baseball player for the New York Yankees.

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1. Derek Jeter plays for the New York Yankees.

2. "So at the party last night I got great head from this hot girl."

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by Billius May 15, 2004
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