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court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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Jefferson

Is a guy who seems very confident, but is really not. He is very attractive, muscular, and sportive. People cannot not notice him and all his accomplishments. He sometimes seems very selfish but that is just what he portrays. He used to be so sweet and kind to everyone, but gets to caught up in being cool and liked and high school that he loses his true self. He can be very aggressive and intimidating, but he truly is just as intimidated by you.

He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.

This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.
I miss the old Jefferson who was always so kind to everyone. Who is this "jeff"? Go back to being Jefferson! Not necessarily the name but who you truly are.
by Uhhhhh2300 April 13, 2020
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The Jester Race

The second-best metal album ever made, behind only Dark Tranquillity's The Gallery. Recorded in 1995 by In Flames, it stands as their seminal accomplishment seconded by 1994's Lunar Strain and 1997's Whoracle. A true testament to spectacular riff-writing and guitarwork, every song has at least three distinct riffs, with a very dynamic lead guitar and a strong rhythm guitar and frequent double leads in parts. The vocals are powerful but not spectacular in any way and the lyrics are closer to poetry than 99% of music gets. The drumming is very fast and clean, but the drums and bass tend to make way for the guitar, which is clearly the highlight of the album and of In Flames in general, at least up until 2002's Reroute to Remain. A true testament to the riff- and solo-writing prowess of Jesper Stromblad, and a fantastic journey into another land, where creative and unrepetitive music reigns supreme. When combined with the 1996 EP Black-Ash Inheritance, it becomes an even better album simply due to the addition of In Flames's best song they ever wrote, Goliaths Disarm Their Davids, an epic track that stands out on an album that is nothing but epic tracks. A must-have for any fan of metal.
Man 1: In Flames is obviously a shite band. Clearly they're just another commercialized Slipknot knockoff.

Man 2: Not exactly. *hands Man 1 a copy of The Jester Race*
by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005
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Jeffery Perkins

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈
Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
by Wormdog September 17, 2020
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jefferyanity

A religion where believers would pray to their God, Jeffery Cheuk Huang Li, God of sex and anal love
I believe in ‘jefferyanity’ so i am a jefferist
by Shhsbau December 7, 2021
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jeferson

JEFERSON is a very funny guy who cracks jokes here and there. Although he might joke a lot he has a soft spot and cares for others. If u go to him for advice he’s not the best, but he tries. He’s a cute guy who makes friends easily most of the time. But he gets annoyed when people spell his name with 2 f’s instead of 1, and when people call him Jef.
You know Jeferson?! Ya he’s funny isn’t he?”
by Bobamilktae April 24, 2018
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jeffery woods

A guy who became the badass creepypasta now known as Jeff the killer
by CryingTylor February 28, 2020
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