Jerkolepsy

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.

Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.

by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

jericko

the holy one even jesus bows down to it Satan cry's in its sight
Used as a medical term for insane people
most people say they see jericko when they die
god made this creature

we praise jericko as a god

by fullgoar October 8, 2019

Jerkodex

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.

"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."

by Maesutoro December 27, 2009

Jerika

The most amazing sexiest funniest person to be around. When around her you feel so ugly just cause she's too sexy. An unreal partier who everyone wants to party with. Every guy wants her. She's the coolest person out there. Everyone wishes to be her

Why can't i be a Jerika?

by lawlsjbeaaar October 18, 2011

Jerika

Jake Paul and Erika Costell. Total couple goals

Man, that couple is such a jerika type.

by yoey joey June 24, 2017

jerika

a good friend that you can depend on in times when you need comforting, and a bad ass partier!

What knid of party would it be without that JERIKA!!??!!

WOW! i feel so much better after talking to that JERIKA!

by Jerika : P December 13, 2008

jerkoff-mobile

A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.

Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"

Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."

by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007