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The best meal in America. Invented by Christopher Colombus and his band of merry thieves. While that may or may not be true, I love PB and J.
I want something awesome. I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Harold Kyle April 27, 2004
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Jelly Story

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A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.
Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
by ulamp January 20, 2011
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jelly scoop

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Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.
by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 May 24, 2018
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A Boston puck bunny favorite. When her man rams her ass so hard that there is a mixture of blood and fecal matter on his cock. He then pulls it out and shoves it down his puck bunny's throat to clean it off.
That chick's was so hot and tight, Wigle gave her a Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.
by UnkleRehshish November 26, 2019
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A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011
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jelly sack

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a guy with no cojones.
"yo, quit bein' a jelly sack and ask her out already."
by truett January 3, 2007
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When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
by wherey'at November 26, 2009
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