Jeltzer

A hard Seltzer with semen in it. (Jizz + Seltzer: Jeltzer)

Kevin: Yo Vtom, can I get a Jeltzer?
Vtom: Yea dude, lemme top this one off real quick.

by CodieneSensei March 18, 2020

Jeet Jet?

Pittsburghese. A smashed-up version of "Did you eat yet?" Would not be notable other than for the fact that I've actually seen this phrase, written just this way, in local restaraunt advertisements surrounding Pittsburgh.

See also jeet

"Jeet Jet?"
"...What? Say that slower."

by Lita August 17, 2004

jeetyet

did you eat yet

hey, jeetyet?

by bj wright December 14, 2003

Peux jelé

A fancy term used to describe the jelly like substance that sometimes oozes from ones anus (i.e. poo jelly but said with a fake French accent)

I really need to start eating more.... I just went to take a dump but all I could squeeze out was some peux jelé!

by Skyehi November 19, 2018

Jeeti hat

A hat, or toque that would be suitable for wear by Jeeti. They tend to possess gangster qualities. However, a Jeeti hat must also be functional, as Jeeti is wise. It must keep one's ears warm; a doo-rag would not suffice as a Jeeti hat.

"Alright ragers, get your Jeeti hats on. It's cold out."

by Tubby69 December 13, 2008

jelena

Funniest, coolest, best person ever. Will laugh at anything. Takes no offense. She's the shit, and she listens to modest mouse!

"Dude, you're so cool! You're like Jelena!"
"OH MY GOD, I WISH I WAS A JELENA"

by KudosToMEH January 14, 2008

jelene

She’s the best friend you could bever lose and the funniest girl. Once you find a Jelene you better not lose her or you will be heart broken. She’s so beautiful caring and kind. She’s the best person you’ll ever meet

Jelene is the best girl ever

by FlyLikeAnEagle March 26, 2018