jeesus

reee you heckin normies

i luv jeesus

by jeesus_ himself March 8, 2019

jeepish

A word some dude made up on this Minecraft server. (The IP is play.valatic.net and the Bedrock port is 25583)

How he put it : "you being jeepish is going to be terrible"

by _Zerix_ May 17, 2022

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Jelpus

1) when someone is trying to make something seem much cooler than it really is
2) someone acting like what they are doing is cool when it is actually really lame

Yo... Chris was so jelpus when he walks around wearing his headphones with no music playing.

by Bo_diz September 6, 2013

jeebus

A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?

"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"

by seeker6079 April 10, 2006

jeebus

I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.

Jebus loves you all!

by Obscure facts man! May 13, 2005

Jeezus

A solid form of pasteurized kangaroo semen.

Gooday mate, what say we go wrangle us up a
fresh batch of jeezus.

by Wyatomic January 16, 2009