jed

hes the fuckin masta.. jed gets all da bitches, u aint got shit on him hoe. go to da plate, he whoops ya azz in baseball 2. dont mess, he from gwood. represent

jed owns your ass, donkey.

by kyle June 1, 2004

jed

A fine ass guy that kicks ass in every way possible and is da bomb in the back seat. He's got a great booty. He's awesome at baseball and he's sexy and he's the greatest in the backseat.

Jed kicks ass and is really hot..

by Jedschicklet June 5, 2004

Jeds

A girls boobies
also a lovely knickname for a girl with massive boobs

to a girl with huge (boobs) 'Your jeds are hugeee!!!'
guy to mate 'shes got the biggest jeds i've ever seen'
to a girl with massive (boobs) "y'alright Jeds"

by Jed's johnson (: December 10, 2010

Jed

The most amazing and caring person and the love my my life.

He’s my Jed and he’s the love of my life. Forever and a day.

by Jedsgirlfriend November 23, 2021

Jed

A young teenage boy who spends most of his time in the woods, collecting his food. His food consists of mainly squirrels & occasionally a cat. He enjoys spending most of his spare time in his basement, playing pool & watching whatever is on the tv. He is also a hoarder. His best friend is his pet bunny.

Person 1- what's poppin at jed's tonight man?
Person 2- oh, you know. just chillin with the usual crowd at jed's basement, playing pool of course, but the 8 ball has gone missing.

Person 1-oh well, im sure we can find one somewhere in that hoarder's basement.

by montoya567 August 14, 2011

Jed

Jed is a guy who can make you confused , when you have a crush on a guy named Jed , he'll give you mixed signals which will hurt you alot but he's also has a great humor and very understanding

Jed is cool

by fckmefhd November 24, 2021

Jed

An absolute fucking sex machine.

Thot 1: Is that the neighbourhood hottie Jed?
Thot 2: Yeah I sucked his dick yesterday.

by A Fucking Beast. January 22, 2018