Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.
Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"
"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"
Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.
"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"
Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.
by Coell CMU September 5, 2007
Get the jears mug.Jarod is a guy that you can fall in love with almost instantly. He is super funny and always making people laugh with his lame jokes or silly stories. Sometimes, you aren't looking for a laugh, well Jarod is the type of guy that can make you feel like the most important person in the world, or he can be your shoulder to cry on. No matter what the situation or the problem, he is there to help. Jarod is absolutely perfect, in every way. He puts himself down a bit, like when he says he sucks at image editing, but we all know he rocks at it. He is great at everything he does, and he is going to go on in life the be the most successful person you know. Sure he could call or text more, but he is too busy sharing his amazingness with the world...
Jacob: You really like him, don't you Tori?
Tori: Of course, I love Jarod with every bit of my being!
Tori: Of course, I love Jarod with every bit of my being!
by ToriWhat September 3, 2012
Get the Jarod mug.Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.
Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet
Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet
Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*
by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019
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These people are most often engaged with their raw (untreated) denim, spending hundreds of dollars on a single pair to wear relentlessly for multiple months and no washes to achieve the desired look.
If you can name a brand, these people look down on it. Diesel? Rock and Republic? Seven for all mankind? True Religion? Jeanophiles wouldn't be caught dead with them. APC, Dior Homme 19cm, Dry Bones, Samurai, 45RPM, Flat Head, and Studio D'Artisan are more their type.
These people are most often engaged with their raw (untreated) denim, spending hundreds of dollars on a single pair to wear relentlessly for multiple months and no washes to achieve the desired look.
If you can name a brand, these people look down on it. Diesel? Rock and Republic? Seven for all mankind? True Religion? Jeanophiles wouldn't be caught dead with them. APC, Dior Homme 19cm, Dry Bones, Samurai, 45RPM, Flat Head, and Studio D'Artisan are more their type.
Guy 1: Jeez, man, why don't you wash those things already?
Guy 2: Naw, I'm only three months in on these. I'm not about to fuck up the fades.
Guy 1: What a jeanophile.
Guy 2: Naw, I'm only three months in on these. I'm not about to fuck up the fades.
Guy 1: What a jeanophile.
by Anawn July 13, 2009
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Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside
by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019
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