Jalter

A gang bang where the men chase down women with their mighty sword cocks, trying to infiltrate and penetrate the women. At the end women either win by escaping or win by sucking the men;)

Yo that Jalter was lit!

by Suck me;) November 22, 2018

Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach

Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...

by srav December 27, 2010

nice jetter

A sexy chick with a fine piece of ass

Look man, she's got a nice jetter!

by Jackson Gouvea September 16, 2007

jetter

A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.

He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.

by Napoleon Bonerhard December 7, 2006

jitterbud

when you get the shakes from not having a heavy reliable hit from your bong. pretty much its when you have a slight dependance on having at least a daily toke of the ganj, you begin to have small shakes that can often stop you from performing every day tasks such as packing a decent cone or in some cases completely leave you helpless when you try to roll a j

'chill out your hands are shakin sumin feirce'
'man i have the worst jitterbuds i couldnt pack my breaky bong'

by HODGEbongONER January 24, 2010

jitterfunk

Having the Jitterfunk is when someone smokes too much crack, meth or heroin then turns up some funky electro hard bass beat as they bop there head uncontrollably and tweak out to the sounds.

"Hey man, what's that guy doing over there?"

"Tweaking out to the tunes he probably just has the JitterFunk right now."

by Leonanderon May 30, 2017

Clittery Jittery

Where your girl is so aroused to the point that she starts to fear that she will break into a seizure.

Oh man.........Chad had me so clittery jittery last night I thought I was going to die!

by Skater550 August 28, 2017