Jessica

Jessica is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.

Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man

by Rooooooooooot66 January 19, 2017

Jessica

Jessica is an amazing friend, one of the best you’ll come across. A Jessica is brave, smart, loyal, kind, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Jessica is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Jessica’s is a truely awesome person

1: woah who is that awesome person over there!
2: oh that’s Jessica
1: she’s so awesome

by Brax240 December 15, 2020

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Jessica Biel

This hot ass actress with a perfect ass. Her tits are very round and perfect. every man gets a boner when they see her in movies. she has a lot of talent.

fuck Jessica Biel's ass is amazing

by urban12323 June 15, 2014

Jessica

A friendly, funny, kind person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's the weirdest person you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the bestest friend you will find

Hey do you know that Jessica girl?
Ya she's really nice and super weird.
Yeah I really want to be her friend.

by Tapatony May 16, 2017

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 October 17, 2008

Jassia

Never a dull moment with this girl. She's always the life of the party. She's fun, crazy and just as unique as her name sounds. Just be careful if you make her laugh, her laugh is contagious. Everyone needs a Jassia in their life!

Jassia is my best friend!

by Starypinkacolada January 10, 2017