Jerrad

The most amazing boy you will ever meet in your life. He is very handsome, and has an amazing smile. Jerrads eyes will have your heart from the start. He can be an ass hole, but he makes sure that you know he loves you. Cares too much, shows no emotion, tries to hide that he really does truly care more than anything sometimes. He doesn't realize how many people love him. He has a few friends, but they will be with him forever. Jerrad is a very independent person who will do what makes him happy. Jerrad is the most confusing person you'll ever lay eyes on. He changes his mind every other second, and is very stubborn and opinionated. He will accomplish anything he sets his mind to.

"Did you see that Jerrad?.. there was something about him.."

by tsunani February 15, 2010

jagrad

1. To spawn kill, or spawn camp. Pissing off general players.

I just spawned in and I got jagrad'd.

by Enternexus007 June 13, 2005

jarra

Vieron una jarra? De vidrio, o plástico, juguera? Bueno, denla vuelta. Hay muchachos cuyas cabezas parecen una jarra, dadas las geométricas formas a las que su grosera nariz las somete. Una gran manija es su nariz, porque son deformes. Entonces, sus amigos se dan cuenta de lo obvio, y un día los apodan Jarra. Esto trae aparejado un gran daño a la autoestima del susodicho, ya que ¡no te pueden apodar Jarra (imaginate que te guste una chica y que, pese a tu nariz enorme, por alguna extraña razón esté dispuesta a darte bola: no lo hará si sabe que te dicen Jarra)!

Con el correr de los días, la personalidad del apodado es afectada de tal forma que pronto la Jarra se apodera de él, y lo convierte en un chiste. Generando así miles de apodos derivados de nuevos aspectos (o viejos, que anteriormente pasaban despapercibidos) de su patético ser. Una vez alcanzada esa situación, Jarra se suicida o se opera la nariz al cumplir la mayoría de edad, y se muda para siempre del pueblo iniciando una nueva vida.

"Che, miren, ahí llegó Jarra. Servime jugo, Jarra! (*con su mano sitúa un imaginario vaso bajo la nariz de Jarra*)"

by #NoCojoGordas August 4, 2016

Jarrod moment

When someone makes a joke and no one laughs

At lunch today Donald had a jarrod moment, he looked very embarrassed

by Jarrod moment February 27, 2019

Jarrod

Jarrod is the type of guy that peoplejust love. Especially women but in a friendly way as he is mostly friends with women as he knows that everyother guy out there is a conplete dipshit. But even though he hangs with all of the girls he isnt interested in them hes only interesred in one. This girl is perfect inside and out.

"yo jarrod is a mad lad"

by Sbeuvul April 9, 2019

Jarryd

Too hot to handle. A talented guy who can do anything he puts his mind to; music, dance, whatever. He has a wicked and exceptionally corny sense of humour and never fails to put a smile on the faces of those surrounding him. He's a random kind of guy, always moving around and making friends. He has a man-sized appetite and has a fetish for jelly babies but not salad. He'll do anything for the people he loves. He's selfless, grateful and respectful. He may be terribly forgetful, but he's unforgettable.

You see that sexy guy over there? Definitely a Jarryd

by linders August 20, 2013

Jarrod Alonge

A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.

Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?

by citeh citeh citeh November 14, 2016