I was cruising round Little Venice, when an ombre-hued hunk with piercing blue eyes and lashings of
black eyeliner approached me. I immediately took him back to my boiler cupboard and disrobed. He spun me around and pinned me to the
wall; I spread my legs, he plunged inside me. He stood still, and produced a riding crop. With one sharp smack to my buttock, he yelled "Yeehaa", and I was on my way. As I was thrusting against his rigid
rod, I saw him reach for my 219
Black Satin Chanel nail polish. He uncapped it slowly, and teased open the lid. Beginning with my left hand, he proceeded to
stroke the brush against my bare nail, several times. To my immediate arousal, I saw he too was wearing 219
Black Satin Chanel nail polish.
After he had finished the first hand, I felt a sharp smack on my other buttock, whereupon he exalted another "Yeehaa", while proceeding with a whip and
dip. He then started on my right hand, my fingers trembling as I continued to thrust; yet I contained my excitement. As he delicately coloured my nails one by one, I thrust harder, and faster. Finally, he reached my pinkie
finger, and with the final stroke we both let out a loud "Yeehaa" and collapsed in a heap, satiated and manicured.
- Oh my god, you wont believe what I got up to last
night, I met this super hot
guy and he Jared Leto'd me.