jared puga

a common name amongst latino homosexuals who enjoy having their poop shoot “tongue punched!”

June is my friend Jared Pugas favorite month, because of all of the silly made up holidays in that month. That same friend also goes to epstein island for a visit wit the best tongue puncher in the land.

by SillyBoyArDee July 25, 2023

jared padalecki

my beautiful gorgeous delicious sweet amazing(did i mention beautiful?) wife. jared padalecki is the most gorgeous man on earth n honestly should be the president of our country. he has been gorgeous since the 1990s, his specific peak(controversially) being the 2010s. hes been in many goated movies(may i include house of wax?) including friday the 13th the 2009 remaster(where his moobs were outrageously huge), supernatural(where he had luscious hair), and gilmore girls(where he was an extremely sexy jerk). i could write an entire paragraph on this man. he is so incredibly amazingly amazing amazing amazing it never fails to fly over my head. literally the most delicious man ever. extremely bitable and uh.. may i say extremely arousing. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER. if u don’t agree then you are not the brightest in the bunch.

girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”

(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”

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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”

another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”

by eatsjaredpadaleckischewedgum February 24, 2025

2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have

sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.

by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025

Jared’s Pose

The peace sign over the individuals face/head area

Did you see that dweeb doing the Jared’s pose? What a loser

by Fat Mano March 31, 2020

Jared Jamal Pereira

This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.

“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “

by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Ped-Jared

A cockblocking guy who is a grade older notice the ped standing for pedofile Jared. See our definition of Jared.

15 yr-old Boyfriend: Hey you wanna hang out later.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.

by hometree January 21, 2011