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Japanese Rain Goggles

When a girl is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and wished you had a pair of goggles.
Two And A Half Men:

Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?

Alan: I've never even heard of that

Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them
by Pista November 26, 2010
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Japanese rain goggles

are when a man takes his nose and sticks it in a womans vagina while she sits on his face. She then proceeds to pee or ejaculate all over the mans face.
Vanessa gave Charlie a Japanese Rain goggles.
by jointfitter1968 November 26, 2010
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Japanese Rain Goggles

When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.
Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.
by Mr. John Jackson November 25, 2010
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Japanese Rain Goggles

When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.
You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!
by Nodasport November 25, 2010
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Japanese Rain Goggles

When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles
Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.
by Alvin Mack32 November 25, 2010
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Japanese Rain Goggles

A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
by golfguy0830 November 26, 2010
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Japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.
Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.
by DYOMAF November 27, 2010
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