jacksie

Arse, backside, ass, batty, back crack

Whilst holding a stick, ''You wouldn't want that up your jacksie!!!''

by sickgtotheshizzleg December 7, 2005

jacksie towel

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower

Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay

by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016

Jankity

When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works

the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike

by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

Jenksing

Simply put it is the action of waking someone who is asleep in a moving vehicle. It could be a car, a train or even an aeroplane - it doesn’t matter! The deeper the sleep, the more effective the 'Jenksing'! See below for a more detailed dictionary definition.

jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!

A passenger in a car quietly asleep on the back seat is woken abruptly by the other passengers by screaming and slamming on the brakes to induce an abrupt wake up call to the unsuspecting victim. Hopefully the victim will give a hilarious reaction to this apparent impending crash which should be filmed and distributed to the world. This is the art of Jenksing somebody.

by Garymugg September 9, 2012

janksta'

A jankety gangsta. Someone who is quite convinced they are a gangsta, but maybe their pants are a little too short, or their gold teeth are really bronze.

Kid thought he was a gangsta but we all knew he was a janksta'.

by Beakka June 22, 2007

jankie

adj. 1. underhanded; insidious; shady 2. poor-quality; badly-made 3. sub-par; below standards or expectations

Originated out of epiphanous thin air among a group of suburban highschool dopehead intellectuals in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

"Dude, you ditched me last night to go play disc-golf--that is so jankie."

"That banana bread your grandma made is jankie as hell--does she have Alzheimer's or something?"

by Johnny D. Reglos October 27, 2004

Janktified

Old or messed up item

Person 1: I like your shoes
Person 2: Thanks, but they're kinda janktified

by Lyd Rock March 2, 2008