janky queer

a fruitier way of saying imbecile you idiot

lucyna: kicks bum

niamh: what are you doing you janky queer?!

by dog.muncher March 26, 2020

janky panky

there's just one word: sex.

Katie and Matt were definitely NOT doing the janky panky in my room!

by watermelon liz October 5, 2009

Janky Leg

A dance which originated in Chicago consisting of bending ones knees and rotating a leg like a jump rope, similar to the Stanky Leg, but with the foot and leg behind oneself. The Stanky Leg has been deemed by the Urban Dictionary contributors as one of the “lamest dances” to date but when combined with the Janky Leg, it just becomes an awesomely stupid dance move.

Chiquita: Hey, what’s the Stank up to on the dance floor? Looks like a reverse Stanky Leg.
Sisqo: Yea, it’s the Janky Leg. He warms up with the Stanky Leg, then moon walks that same leg into the Janky Leg position. I wish I had moves like that.
Chiquita: Damn, that look good.

by S&L4Life August 3, 2013

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

Janky motherfucker

one who posesses the qualities of a massive herb while acting like a complete fuck ass

ya'll are janky motherfuckers

by HC Crew January 26, 2005

jankypuss

a loose or unclean vagina

"Colleen what is that smell, did you wash your jankypuss today?"

by RyLeen March 11, 2008

janky

adjective used to describe a person, place or thing which is questionable, fucked up, wrong, strange, broken down, undesirable, and/or just some thing you can't think of another word for. The origin of this work is explained somewhat in the conversation example. Friends and I were sitting around drinking coffee one morning, and I was bitching about my empty cup when my friend blamed the lack of coffee on the "janky ass coffee maker." I have since heard the word in the movie Friday.
Other forms: janked, janked up, janked out,

I was dancing with my friends and some janky old mutherfucker came up to me and started grabbin' my ass!

Michelle: yo, when's that coffee going to be ready?

Crystal: I don't know. This janky ass coffee maker takes forever.

He was a weirdo and made me feel all janked out, so I left.

I didn't get into Harvard. I don't know what I'm going to do now - it's totally janked up.

by Michelle Stinnett August 27, 2005