Jalapeñussy

A Jalapeño pepper in the shapr/form resembling a females genitals

Or when her pussy tastes spicey

Bro they got the jalapeñussy on my burger

Can I have the Nachos and add some Jalapeñussy

Shorty got that Jalapeñussy

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Jalapenis

The act of purposefully or accidentally getting jalapeno juice on your or another man's penis.

I went to take a piss after cooking with jalapenos and accidentally got jalapenised.

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Chomping on a jalapeno and and then giving a blowjob.

My wife gave me jalapenis

Jalapenis by Jmad1987 November 24, 2018

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a very hot pepper. also know as a “jalapeño” but this word is with a twist

this jalapanganaynos is very hot, can you pass the milk?

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When your dick just has had sex way to many times and it’s starting to bleed

For the last few days I’ve been having sex and it’s starting to Jalapenis

Jalapenis by Propgonda April 10, 2021

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When you touch your pen is after you cut jalapeños and it burns

I forgot to wash my hands after I cut those jalapeños and before I went to pee. Now I’ve got jalapeñis

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The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.

Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning

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