Jakub

v. To succeed in a task or event simply by pure, dumb luck.

Dude! I totally jakubed my english exam!

by zombiequeen January 23, 2009

Jakub

Jakub is a very athletic and great guy. He also loves to collect stuff and build LEGO. Jakub always gets straight A’s and the girls always wanna fuck him.

Jakub, how ya doin’?

by Our leader December 30, 2020

Jakub

The cool kid that can make his contacts land right in the container when sitting up right at the lunch table in study hall, freshman year!

Man, that cool Jakub sure knows what he's doing!

by Missy May 24, 2004

Jakub

If it isnt broken yet, it soon will be.

I had a brand new ps4 until it got the Jakub treatment.

by Jmdvella June 8, 2018

Jakub

Jakub is a completely positive mental attitude whore. He also very good at science but acts like a 7-year-old. He can be stupid but overall kinda funny. He is a decent friend. he is not good with girls either. He stutters alot

wow, that's such a Jakub!

by kokkuri/DIO December 14, 2019

Jakub

Its a honor to be called jakub. He is the one of a kind slav that you should keep. In his country (MOTHER RUSSIA) he is also known as dimitri. CHEEKI BREEKI YOU CYKA BLYAT(he's good at drinking vodka)

Jakub is the best slav that ever existed

by RUSKI BLYAT December 24, 2018

Jakub

A Jakub (ya-cub) is a person who's parents obviously did not know how to pronounce or spell Jacob. A Jakub is usually from a foreign country such as England, America, Ireland or Wakanda. A Jakub can make a great
friend or terrible friend. Just be careful not to talk about sex around them as they can get carried away. He also likes to play video games. His favourite game is bin weevils but he also really good at clutching games in Club Penguin Island and CSGO

"It's been four hours and Jakub is still talking about sex!"
"DON'T SAY THAT WORD!"

by Typical2.0 October 9, 2018