Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

by Jody99 January 10, 2015

Jakobe

A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.

In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.

Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.

This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.

That Jakobe is an awesome guy, I wish he was my dad, brother, best friend, lover or boss.

by J. Tiberious Kirk September 13, 2011

Jakob

Jakob is the most savage white nig*a to ever Rome earth. He will always take the baddest hoes right off there feet watch out for a Jakob

Oh there’s Jakob better Hide my girl

by Jakob the savage April 12, 2019

Jacobins

The Jacobin Club was the most famous political club of the French Revolution. So called from the Dominican convent, where they originally met, in the Rue St. Jacques, Paris. At that time, the term was popularly applied to all supporters of revolutionary opinions. In contemporary France it refers to the concept of a centralized Republic, with power concentrated in the national government, at the expense of local or regional governments.

The Jacobins sure were a rowdy bunch, always wanting to have a revolution and FUCK WOMEN.

by gangbangorangutang July 26, 2012

Jalobie

A clueless fuck that everyone hates and he is bad at everything he does, such as: Band, sports, and school. Anyone can fuck him up in a fight and he gets no pussy.

Fuck Jalobie man! He's a little bitch!

by NigNig42 July 28, 2020

Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

Jakob

Jakob is a sweet and kind person.He is hot and also he is there when you need him.You will never look at any other person like you do at Jakob.He might have blue eyes and short light brown hair.And he has one of kind personality.

Every girl wants a boy like Jakob.

by Lisa is here December 11, 2017