Matt Jacking it

when someone constantly kills the joke or uses it ALL the time

person #1: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Matt Jacker: yeah, he had no-body to go with

-later-

Matt Jacker: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Person #3: yeah, he had-

Matt Jacker: no-body to go with!

Person #3: stop Matt Jacking it! dick

by Roo Barb June 19, 2008

jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007

Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

Jakin

The best person you can possibly be friends with

Jakin is such a good friend

by THiccjer January 28, 2021

tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.

Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!

by romdo308 October 6, 2013

slackin' and jackin'

Generally goofing off when work needs to be completed also implying that one jerks it during working hours.

tha boss: where are all the junior workers at?

shift manager: I'm not certain but I'll bet they're slackin' and jackin' in the janitor's closet or bathroom.

by cats pajamaz July 8, 2010

jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011