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Jamaican Broiler 

A common variation of the 'Dutch Oven' replacing the fart with the shart in a couple's bed.
Mark intended to give his girlfriend a dutch oven but turned the event into a jamaican broiler when he realized he had sharted. His girlfriend wasn't too pleased with their next spoon session.
Jamaican Broiler by chowmaine April 23, 2009

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon 

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips
Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!

Jamaican Bull 

Female, the most fierce of the human species! Fears only the mouse! 4 feet 4 inches tall and full of muscle, can rip a man's testicles off with her bare hands. Very vicious even Mike Tyson would go out of his way not to cross her!
Jay was mumbling and tapping his feet, the Jamaican Bull asked him to stop, he didn't so she hit him in the head with a brick!

Salty Jamaican Juicebox 

It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"
Yo this girl gave me a salty jamaican Juicebox last night... think I met my wife
A small, independent island country in the West Indies (Caribbean). Originally a British colony and site of Port Royal, an important naval base and commercial center during colonial times. The country obtained independence from British rule in 1962. Currently famous for ganja, reggae music, the Rastafarian (rasta) religion, and jerk cooking. Home to a population of 3 million, the Bob Marley Museum, and some seriously frightening drivers.
Come to Jamaica and feel alright.
Jamaica by hizaguchi April 21, 2005

Jamaican Hype 

Xbox360 Gamer. Regularly Plays Call Of Duty And Gears of War. Real Name & Nationality is Unknown
Chris:Dude, I Just Got Killed By Some Guy Called Jamaican Hype.

Ashley:Dude, Do You Really Think He's Jamaican?

Chris: Yeah, Probably.