Mark intended to give his girlfriend a dutch oven but turned the event into a jamaican broiler when he realized he had sharted. His girlfriend wasn't too pleased with their next spoon session.
Female, the most fierce of the human species! Fears only the mouse! 4 feet 4 inches tall and full of muscle, can rip a man's testicles off with her bare hands. Very vicious even Mike Tysonwould go out of his way not to cross her!
Jay was mumbling and tapping his feet, the Jamaican Bull asked him to stop, he didn't so she hit him in the head with a brick!
It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"
A small, independent island country in the West Indies (Caribbean). Originally a British colony and site of Port Royal, an important naval base and commercial center during colonial times. The country obtained independence from British rule in 1962. Currently famous for ganja, reggae music, the Rastafarian (rasta) religion, and jerk cooking. Home to a population of 3 million, the Bob Marley Museum, and some seriously frightening drivers.