Jagaloon

A mysterious proto human that has done so many butt drugs that there sphincter muscles have deteriorated and it leaks out a trail wherever they go. Common environmental markers have given it a specific ecosystem where it dwells, it's found all over North America and has a sophisticated den, it knows jujitsu and is a worthy opponent to anyone looking for a memorable hunting expedition.

The jagaloon bounty is up this month, I think I smell a good Christmas coming up.

Jagaloon by Royaltease February 5, 2025

Geriatric Jagaloon 

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.

John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.

Geriatric Jagaloon by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018

Jaggaloon 

A person who commits idiotic acts, a dumb minded person, a straight up dipshit. An individual that cannot comprehend life in the time of being.

“Ahh Nik you jaggaloon, you broke my damn fishing pole!”

Jaggaloon by Tmraym June 12, 2018

Jagaloonery 

The act of making a bad or misinformed decision, and doing it for lulz. Also, being totally ignorant of common societal practices and expectations.

It was jagaloonery when the Ravens lost.

Jagaloonery by RPRIII January 19, 2009

Jaggaloon 

1) A word used to describe someone who is trashy, or someone who listens to Insane Clown Posse (Juggalo). The trashiness usually comes as a two-for-one deal with ICP music.

2) A word used to describe someone (a)after they have just annoyed you, b()did something stupid, or (c)is trying to talk to you and you don't want to respond right away.

1) Omg, these freaking jaggaloons need to get an education, listen to some real music, and pull up their pants!

2) (a) Omg, go away you freaking jaggaloon!

(b) Omg, look at that stupid jaggaloon!

(c) Omg, hold on you freaking jaggaloon!

Jaggaloon by Dizzay October 19, 2010

Jangaloon 

Somebody that acts like a complete moron.

Mom: Put on some pants Josh!
Josh: No, they're constrictive and I don't like them.
Mom: Quit acting like a jangaloon and do what I say!

Jangaloon by JoshF4444 December 18, 2008

Jugaloon 

A miniature penis.

WOW !! Gerry has a reall jugaloon!

Jugaloon by Tyrone McFlipper June 30, 2009