Contrary to popular belief and despite what the name may suggest, there is nothing wacky about a Wacky Jacqui. It is a misnomer. If you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Wacky Jacqui in the wild, you’ve struck gold - don’t let her go. That being said, she’ll probably find you in the wild, she thrives off making the best conversation and collecting strays. She’s an amazing human, caring, empathetic, down to earth, intelligent, a magic making power-house and of course absolutely beautiful (inside and out). Not great at goodbyes but we forgive her for that because she makes each journey with her one to remember.
*Frederico and Eugene drinking Kale smoothies at the morning Farmers’ market*
Frederico: Happened upon a Wacky Jacqui last night. I think we’re besties now.
Eugene: I thought I was your bestie!?
Frederico: You’re okay, but let’s be honest you’re no Wacky Jacqui.
Eugene: … that’s fair
Frederico: Happened upon a Wacky Jacqui last night. I think we’re besties now.
Eugene: I thought I was your bestie!?
Frederico: You’re okay, but let’s be honest you’re no Wacky Jacqui.
Eugene: … that’s fair
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Function: noun, pronoun, adjective, verb, adverb, conjunction, preposition, it is multi-faceted
Etymology: Originates from deep interior of colorful Puerto Rican rainforests; originally from "Jacqueline" (best pronounced when said by the original J)
Date: Jacqui-ing since 1990
Plural: there is no plural
Variants: Wacky, Wackamama, nena, mijita, Lady Jacqui, Gracey, Crazy mama, J, Michelle
: To have a wacky outlook on life, full of color. Gives life to its surroundings, (if lucky enough to be part of them). Talkative due to extensive bank of experiences, may be prone to extended periods of laughter/sillyness. Yes, all of these seemingly unrelated definitions are contained within this word, such is the nature of this entity.
Function: noun, pronoun, adjective, verb, adverb, conjunction, preposition, it is multi-faceted
Etymology: Originates from deep interior of colorful Puerto Rican rainforests; originally from "Jacqueline" (best pronounced when said by the original J)
Date: Jacqui-ing since 1990
Plural: there is no plural
Variants: Wacky, Wackamama, nena, mijita, Lady Jacqui, Gracey, Crazy mama, J, Michelle
: To have a wacky outlook on life, full of color. Gives life to its surroundings, (if lucky enough to be part of them). Talkative due to extensive bank of experiences, may be prone to extended periods of laughter/sillyness. Yes, all of these seemingly unrelated definitions are contained within this word, such is the nature of this entity.
Individual A: I need to go to lab today, it's Saturday, but I have to work on some stuff
Individual B: Just make sure to pull a Jacqui: work hard on it but make sure you have some fun (and bake some pretty crazy ingredients)
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Individual A: We had a great time out last night, hung out with chill people, had good drinks, laughed a lot, felt pretty good..
Individual B: It's obvious your night was pretty Jacqui
Individual B: Just make sure to pull a Jacqui: work hard on it but make sure you have some fun (and bake some pretty crazy ingredients)
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Individual A: We had a great time out last night, hung out with chill people, had good drinks, laughed a lot, felt pretty good..
Individual B: It's obvious your night was pretty Jacqui
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An initially shy and quiet, smoking hot, intelligent, sexually uninhibited, party hard lady who is surprisingly and annoyingly loyal. Jacquie's are practically a different breed. She is always trying to put a smile on your face, one way or another. Jacquie's aren't the relationship type so when you do get one in a relationship-- treat her like the princess that she is or another fella will strike like a snake craving a pussy cat.
That amazing Jacquie is dating you because you snatched her up before she saw someone else's huge penis.
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