Jacques

1.A well toned, dedicated gymnast. See also: Microbiology major, biochemistry major or chemistry minor.
2. "Funny guy"
3.My well toned, dedicated boyfriend.

Jacques came over last night and brought me a bouquet of flowers.

by Your Tess July 16, 2008

jacques

someone who has a big head

man check out that jacques! his heads HGUE

FO SHO

by zibablo October 16, 2008

Jacquing

To complete a task with little ambition or skill

He's been standing about Jacquing for and hour now

by upinsmoke91 May 30, 2015

Jacque

Jacque (jah-KEW) n.

1. An individual of ambiguous gender with face similar to that of an elderly woman's vagina.

2. A ceremonial butt plug used by homosexuals during parades.

That goddam Jacque can't even read correctly! Somebody tackle that thing quickly and pee on it!

Just before turning onto 55th Street for the start of the third annual Gay Pride Parade, Stephen inserted a Jacque into his anus.

by George PapaDeux March 28, 2016

Jacques

Usually a person of minimum humour.

-Hahahahaha

- Just no Jacques

by Hilarity11111 May 27, 2009

jacques

sexy, awesome, smart, funny. Appears dumb and awkward at first, but starts to grow on you.

That guy's a total jacques.

by DrCheeseCurds May 23, 2019

jacques kass

a guy who massages old famous men in hollywood during the day for money but at night, secretly sneaks off to become a stripper or prostitute he's in love with bronte bass even though he is 100% gay

"oh my god, i saw jacques kass last night!"
"...you went to a strip club? wtf?!"

by babybabyhaveyouseenamytonight May 31, 2009