French version of Jack. Visually stunning, athletic, smart individual. Never drank soy in his life. Goes to the gym all the time, great abs. Funny, has a great chin. Impeccable jawline, and beautiful eyes. Has many women, but he usually rejects them all because he's too perfect for anyone else. Indestructible, very good at video-games. Healthy.
Synonyms: Perfect, Chad, Alpha.
Synonyms: Perfect, Chad, Alpha.
Guy 1: Yo, you see Stacy over there? You should totally go out with her.
Guy 2: Nah, she's totally into Jacques. I mean, he's just too dang great of a guy.
Guy 2: Nah, she's totally into Jacques. I mean, he's just too dang great of a guy.
by 0Jacques December 16, 2020
by samantha sears July 13, 2006
1.A well toned, dedicated gymnast. See also: Microbiology major, biochemistry major or chemistry minor.
2. "Funny guy"
3.My well toned, dedicated boyfriend.
2. "Funny guy"
3.My well toned, dedicated boyfriend.
by Your Tess February 08, 2006
by upinsmoke91 May 27, 2015
Jacque (jah-KEW) n.
1. An individual of ambiguous gender with face similar to that of an elderly woman's vagina.
2. A ceremonial butt plug used by homosexuals during parades.
1. An individual of ambiguous gender with face similar to that of an elderly woman's vagina.
2. A ceremonial butt plug used by homosexuals during parades.
That goddam Jacque can't even read correctly! Somebody tackle that thing quickly and pee on it!
Just before turning onto 55th Street for the start of the third annual Gay Pride Parade, Stephen inserted a Jacque into his anus.
Just before turning onto 55th Street for the start of the third annual Gay Pride Parade, Stephen inserted a Jacque into his anus.
by George PapaDeux December 17, 2015
by Hilarity11111 May 27, 2009
a guy who massages old famous men in hollywood during the day for money but at night, secretly sneaks off to become a stripper or prostitute he's in love with bronte bass even though he is 100% gay
by babybabyhaveyouseenamytonight May 31, 2009