Jacques

French version of Jack. Visually stunning, athletic, smart individual. Never drank soy in his life. Goes to the gym all the time, great abs. Funny, has a great chin. Impeccable jawline, and beautiful eyes. Has many women, but he usually rejects them all because he's too perfect for anyone else. Indestructible, very good at video-games. Healthy.

Synonyms: Perfect, Chad, Alpha.

Guy 1: Yo, you see Stacy over there? You should totally go out with her.
Guy 2: Nah, she's totally into Jacques. I mean, he's just too dang great of a guy.

by 0Jacques December 16, 2020

jacque

Jacque is the saliva that forms when lusting something or someone

Look at the jacque dripping down his face when he stares at the chonga

by samantha sears September 5, 2008

Jacques

1.A well toned, dedicated gymnast. See also: Microbiology major, biochemistry major or chemistry minor.
2. "Funny guy"
3.My well toned, dedicated boyfriend.

Jacques came over last night and brought me a bouquet of flowers.

by Your Tess July 16, 2008

Jacquing

To complete a task with little ambition or skill

He's been standing about Jacquing for and hour now

by upinsmoke91 May 30, 2015

Jacque

Jacque (jah-KEW) n.

1. An individual of ambiguous gender with face similar to that of an elderly woman's vagina.

2. A ceremonial butt plug used by homosexuals during parades.

That goddam Jacque can't even read correctly! Somebody tackle that thing quickly and pee on it!

Just before turning onto 55th Street for the start of the third annual Gay Pride Parade, Stephen inserted a Jacque into his anus.

by George PapaDeux March 28, 2016

Jacques

Usually a person of minimum humour.

-Hahahahaha

- Just no Jacques

by Hilarity11111 May 27, 2009

jacques kass

a guy who massages old famous men in hollywood during the day for money but at night, secretly sneaks off to become a stripper or prostitute he's in love with bronte bass even though he is 100% gay

"oh my god, i saw jacques kass last night!"
"...you went to a strip club? wtf?!"

by babybabyhaveyouseenamytonight May 31, 2009