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Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩
Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.
by missraylena March 27, 2016
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the dumbest kid in the world gayclub suckhornyness i mean jacob sartorius (did I)
hahahahhahahahahahahahhaaha UMMMMMMMM...... GAAAAAAYYYYYYYY is what jacob sartorius is
by ur mom now get off my balls March 13, 2016
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Little stupid as fuckboy, also known as Rat Fetus
That little Jacob Sartorius cannot rap for his lyfeeeeee.
by Damnnn_Daniel February 25, 2016
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A hot af kid who became famous thanks to his musical.y's. Mostly every girl who follows him in instagram falls in love with him bc he is just perf.
Girl 1: "DAMNNN who is that boyyy?"
Girl 2: "That's Jacob Sartorius a.k.a my bae"
by coolsurfer1 March 30, 2016
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an extremely talented 18 year old and he his so sexy and i love him to bits
hey look it’s sexy jacob sartorius
by jacobsartoriuslover12 November 19, 2020
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Jacob Sartorius is one of the most talented kids in his age. He gets hate just because he is pretty, talented and adorable plus he become famous really quicily and every guy is just jealous. If you are a hater then tell me how many fans do you have ? Oh lemme guess... 100 ? Oh sad :) He is the most amazing kid and deserve the world because many people used to bully and hate him out of jealously.
Jacob Sartorius 's Hater: Ew what a rat !
Sartorian: Im sorry are you talking about you ? Because yeah you are a rat :)
by Sartoriann June 16, 2018
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