jackbag

A combination of the words jackass and douchebag. Normally used when a person (or persons) display characteristics of both afore mentioned words...

In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention

Did you just see what that jackbag did? He dry-fired that brand new compund bow trying to show off for his girlfriend...

by Warlock Witt September 16, 2003

Jakub

Kind, sweet, funny, and sometimes immature. He knows what to say and how to make a girl feel good. He’s always there for his friends. Also he has more than one side to him, and once you get to know them you’ll fall in love. He always brings a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes he embarrasses you, but most times he’s understanding. He loves to joke a lot, and make funny faces.

Girl: hey Jakub
Jakub: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face

Girl: fine, how about you

Jakub: better now that you’re here

by Caterer March 9, 2020

Jackballed Up

Related to Jackball. To be in a state where you get so upset that you act dumber and dumber, further hurting your own cause.

The mob got jackballed up and continued to riot, when they realized that they were only helping the group they oppose.

by Brian A. Miller October 12, 2004

jackblarf

The most radical action it the worl it the act of picking up a freinds camera and saying jackblarf.

I just jackblarfed my freind 4 times

by Hillery-Dick Wilford July 2, 2016

jackbait

Overly opinionated and mouthy peckerwood/redneck that doesn't see anything abnormal about the habitual meetings behind the barn for a buggering session with his Uncle Dad.

"I can't get that no'count goddam jackbait Randall to do any fencewalkin'"

by Nolene June 16, 2006

JACKBALLIN

verb. A hybrid word derived from words Jacking(off money) and ballin. 1. Frivolous spending without regards to priority, in order to appear as a baller.

WORD ORIGINATED IN NAPTOWN,IN

TEST>>> If you wake up in the morning thinking about what you could have, or should have spent the money on you were JACKBALLIN.

by Kenn Starr January 4, 2008

Jackus-Tovis

A recently discovered creature with a very large beak, it is a short haired mammal and is reported to look similar to a small monkey crossed with a large duck. The Jackus-Tovis is thought to have no reproductive organs, such as a penis and vagina. Because of this very few exist, unfortunatly they are treated as monsters and have been ridiculed for these reasons.
Some reports claim that the Jackus-Tovis will sometimes release a foul gas as a self-defence when threatened.

"My word! It's a Jackus-Tovis!"

"Mommy, what's that ugly Jackus-Tovis?"

"Haha, your visage resembles a Jackus-Tovis!"

by Mythix March 26, 2009