Jam Jackin Jervis

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.

*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"

by Jervis69 September 9, 2009

Jacklyn

Grace, beauty, flawless, kindhearted. Will always be by your side, knows how to take care of people. Most likely to be prom queen. Biggest smile. A gorgeous body, and has gorgeously long legs. Able to wear anything and look good in it. Eats alit but cannot gain. Has an addiction to brand name clothing and accessories. Loves lotion, and face products. Has a love for men who are tall, kind, funny, smart, has abbs, nice calves, athletic, and caring. Will accept anyone. Will not exclude people of any age differences. Overall a beautiful young lady with a heart of Gold.

I wish i could be a Jacklyn.

by Zodiacs and names June 9, 2017

Matt Jacking it

when someone constantly kills the joke or uses it ALL the time

person #1: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Matt Jacker: yeah, he had no-body to go with

-later-

Matt Jacker: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Person #3: yeah, he had-

Matt Jacker: no-body to go with!

Person #3: stop Matt Jacking it! dick

by Roo Barb June 19, 2008

Jackline

A person who is always by your side wnd never gives up on u she is the nicest sweetest funniest girl you will ever meet she is the best person in the world if u have one you are very lucky she will make you happiest person in the world

Jackline is the best person in the world

by Single_for_life July 13, 2017

jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007

Jackeline

Jackeline stands for a person that is incredibly breathtaking and could easily be considered one of the new world wonders. She is the funniest person around and she’s always carrying the most beautiful smile on her face!

She is very open minded and always ready to listen and give advice where it is needed!

She has the attitude of a Queen which she is born to be!

She is good at cooking even though she doesn’t admit it!

Jackeline stands for a person that is one of the hugest Transformers fans!
She is also incredibly beautiful and the sexy and she carries herself around with confidence and charm!

She is a person that could easily be the best friend you’ve been looking for, the one true love, the soulmate and everything you’ve ever looked for if you are worth it!

Dude, I won the Jackie-pot with Jackeline!

She’s a dancer but she can also fight like Jackie Chan!

by ThereIsPoetryInCuddling November 11, 2019

Jackpine

A temporary or long-term life-state characterized by lack of ambition, fondness for low cost beer, and a zen-like contentedness absent any knowledge of zen concepts or practices. Jackpine often manifests as the lack of motivation to get up and move from one couch to another.

"Wanna go get a hamburger?" "No, man, I got a case a' Jackpine. Can ya bring me one? Cheese, raw onions."

by Alexander Savage February 24, 2010