jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Jackie’s sisters dog

An alibi for infidelity

I’m going to look after Jackie’s sisters dog tonight

by Trevorday June 4, 2019

jackmanifoldsussywhoppa

The best fan page ever

Amazing fan page 😊
Also a big jack manifold Stan

Jackmanifoldsussywhoppa is an amazing fan page did you know??!!

by Bentoboxchairsofaoven September 3, 2021

Jackie

Jackie is the name of a girl that upon first glance instantly melts your heart. She is undeniably beautiful in every way, however, she likely wont admit it but she knows it hehe. Jackie is the type of girl that any man would be lucky to have to call their own. She deserves the world because she is perfection and undoubtably gorgeous. Someone named Jackie is a real keeper, she is the type of girl that will change who you are for the better, she will bring a light into your life that you previously did not know existed. If you are lucky enough to find Jakie don't wait, pursue her with everything you have I promise you will be beyond happy you did. Not to mention that Jackie makes the best girlfriend, she is loyal, loving, kind, and overall just simply leaves you speechless. Her beauty is breath taking, her eyes shine brighter than the stars above. To reiterate if you luckily luck out and somehow manage to make Jackie yours treat her like a queen, because she deserves everything. Jackie will complete you, she will love you, and lastly it is utterly impossible to not fall head over heels in love with Jackie she is everything that any man would ever need. She is perfection.

Again if you are lucky enough to make Jackie yours, I can promise you that when you look into her beautiful brown eyes you will forget everything, your heart will melt, and you will be left just saying wow wow wow.

Would you look at that girl, shes the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Oh she must be a Jackie

by Defo not spencer November 12, 2020

Jackie Chan

The only manan fight ten people with a shoe and a broomstick.

Man, Jackie Chan totally killed those guys using the CD cases.

by Bebea October 5, 2005

Straw Jacking

Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.

Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!

by Powdered sugar May 8, 2017

Jackie Chan

A great asian american martial arts actor.

Chinese name 成龍 (Traditional)
Chinese name 成龙 (Simplified)
Pinyin Chéng Lóng (Mandarin)
Jyutping Sing4 Lung4 (Cantonese)
Birth name Chan Kong-sang
陳港生 (Traditional)
陈港生 (Simplified)
Chén Gǎngshēng (Mandarin)
Can4 Gong2 Sang1 (Cantonese)
Ancestry Linzi, Shandong, China
Origin British Hong Kong
Born 7 April 1954 (age 58)
Victoria Peak, Hong Kong
Other name(s) 房仕龍 (Fong Si-lung)
元樓 (Yuen Lou)
大哥 (Big Brother)
Occupation Actor, martial artist, director, producer, screenwriter, action choreographer, singer, stunt director, stunt performer
Genre(s) Cantopop, Mandopop, Hong Kong English pop, J-pop
Years active 1959–present
Spouse(s) Lin Feng-jiao (m. 1982)
Children Jaycee Chan (born 1982)
Parents Charles and Lee-Lee Chan
Influences Bruce Lee
Buster Keaton
Harold Lloyd
Awardsshow

Jackie Chan, SBS, MBE1 (born Chan Kong-sang, 陳港生; 7 April 1954 in Hong Kong)2 is a Hong Kong actor, action choreographer, comedian, director, producer, martial artist, screenwriter, entrepreneur, singer, and stunt performer. In his movies, he is known for his acrobatic fighting style, comic timing, use of improvised weapons, and innovative stunts. He is one of the few actors that did all of his stunts in all of his films. Jackie Chan has been acting since the 1960s and has appeared in over 150 films.

Did you see the movie Rumble in the Bronx?
Yeah, that movie is nothing without Jackie Chan.

by david faustino November 13, 2012