jackusation

Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.

I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".

by QuacksO May 17, 2022

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

V-jaculation

An alternative meaning for "squirting". When a female orgasm is intense enough to release urine and female prostatic fluid created by the skenes gland. Female ejaculation. An intense involuntary release of sexual orgasm fluid.
V-jaculate / V-jaculation / V-jaculating / V-jaculated

"Bartholomew pleasured Fiona with so much intensity that she V-jaculated."
"Although she did not intend on having to wash the sheets tonight, she had to because she endured some pretty intense pleasure this evening that ended in V-jaculation."

by Missallineous February 5, 2026

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010