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Italian Sweater 

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift of hairiness as it makes them unique. The term is not intended as an insult to those if Italian decent.
LeMort: Omg look at my Italian Sweater!
Girl: Omg so hot! I want to have your babies!
Italian Sweater by LeMort July 8, 2005

Italian Sausage 

there are two definitions for Italian sausage, 1. a very tasty version of sausage 2. a swinging Italian dick
that Italian sausage looks enticing on my plate

Italian Space Shuttle 

The porta johns you see near construction sites
Bro, I just took a huge dump bro.
Don't go in there bro...the Italian space shuttle is f*cking grounded.

Italian Speech Impediment 

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.
Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

Italian style

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.
"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I humped her Italian style."
Italian style by Pasquitan December 20, 2009

Italian shank

the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon
"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"
Italian shank by Truth March 14, 2005