Ivankanomics

Sociological study of talentless daughters who earn nothing and claim credit for everything

Norbert was sitting in the doctors office and saw Kayleigh "Keelie-June" McEnany on Fixed Noise (aka Victim Industrial Complex) complaining how Kamala Harris appeared on the cover of Forbes when it shoulda been Ivanka. "My god you wretched cretin 'Ivankanomics' ain't a thing," he thought to himself, adding "I need a new doctor who don't show Fox in the waiting room"

by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021

ishanka

Canadian cunt

Oh my god she's such an Ishanka

by Megatits99 September 4, 2016

Ivanka

She looks like an oompa loompa from Willy Wonka

She looks like a Oompa Loompa!
She must be an Ivanka!

by Hfben May 20, 2018

Iskanka

Ivanka Trump, Donald's alleged love interest.

I really don't care about Iskanka, do you?

by The Real Canadian March 20, 2020

Ivanka Complex

In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, it refers to a father’s sexual desire for his own daughter. Dotards and Stable Geniuses often exhibit this type of behavior.

“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her.”
-Donald Trump

Wildlife Documentary Narrator: “Here, deep in the jungles of Mar-a-Lago, we see the Ivanka Complex in action as a dotard attempts to mate with his female offspring”

by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019

Ivanka

She looks like an oompa loompa from willy wonka

Look, she looks like an oompa loompa!
She must be an Ivanka!

by Hfben May 20, 2018

Ivanka

An Eastern Europen woman who is usually anti Black Lives Matter, anti mask, upset about protests, thinks she has no white privilege because she had a hard life in Russia, and generally thinks black people are lazy thugs who are to blame for the looting of her favorite high end stores.

That lady sure showed her true Ivanka with her response to the questions when asked about the protests.

by Niralov July 11, 2020