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Israeli Snipers 

WOW DAWG! Even I only kill the disabled if women bang them instead of me. They're over there just taking pot-shots at them? Damn!
Hym "Wow! Israeli Snipers have been recorded shooting the disabled, children, medics, and press!? Oh-Boy-Oh-Jeez! I wonder why they raped and murdered your children! What could have possibly happened there!? Hey, and if Hamas is the government in Palestine... How is it not a 'Military operation' Ben? If Hamas is the government... AND THE MILITARY... How is it not a military operation? And you could say that they committed war crimes but the war crimes of the Israelites have been ignored for years, apparently. So... The Israelites haven't ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Gaza for years... They've just been shooting them from across the border and controlling their water, electricity, and (I guess if you have all the phone numbers of all the Palestinians) their internet? Sounds like you don't actually need to ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Palestine to have a negative effect on them... Sounds like it doesn't matter that you haven't set foot there. It sounds like the 'set foot' part is rhetoric being used to obfuscate what's really going on there."
Israeli Snipers by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Israeli Settlements 

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.

Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.
"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."
Israeli Salad by KoolGus July 23, 2025

Israeli Nasal Slapper 

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.
drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"
Israeli Nasal Slapper by amaral11 December 31, 2010

Israeli Elbow Slam 

The action of using your elbow to penetrate a fellow sibling.
My brother wondered why he deserved the Israeli Elbow Slam.
Israeli Elbow Slam by chairhopper498 December 15, 2017

Israeli-an Sand Storm 

I was eating out my girlfriend after going to the beach and her vagina was sandy. After three minutes she gave me an Israeli-an Sand Storm and my eye had sand in it. Later we had a mongolian horse race.

Israeli Fire Serpent 

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.
Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"