isexual

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

isexual by b to the rizzle May 25, 2007

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Insexual

A sexuality (Although it acts and typically feels more like a mental disorder to the insexual person) where the person cannot have any kind of sexual or romantic relationship due to their lack of comfort when engaging in such activity, similar to how people with OCD would get uncomfortable when faced with a mess, somebody who is insexual would feel uncomfortable when dating someone or having sex with someone, regardless of who or what they identify as biologically, sexually, or preferentially, due to the effect their insexuality has on them. It counts as a sexuality because it isn't a choice, the insexual is born insexual due to genetic reasons, and because it is technically a sexual preference. Not to be confused with indifferentsexual, as it is rude to call somebody a sexuality they are not of, even if they mean to abbreviate the sexuality's actual name. If you wish to say indifferentsexual but do not wish to say the whole name, say indiffrosexual instead, as insexuality means not being attracted to any person, place, or thing sexually or romantically.

"I'm insexual."
"Oh, so you don't care about who it's with?"
"No, I'm not attracted to any(noun) romantically or sexually. It's basically being asexual and aromantic at the same time. You're thinking of indifferentsexuality, or indiffrosexuality."

Insexual by The_Thot_Whisperer420 April 24, 2017