invisible hand

The process by which fees are removed from your bank account when you use the wrong/out-of-network automatic teller machine.

The "invisible hand" is going to take $2.50 for getting 20 bucks out of my checking account here.

by Nuska June 6, 2004

Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.

"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."

by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024

Invisible Hand

That just isn't true Mike.

Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.

When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.

by goldman or bust May 8, 2010

The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.

I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me

by Redsword1996 May 3, 2015

Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.

On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.

by porkerhole September 28, 2012

Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned

Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.

by HiM4nos June 11, 2010